kathleen

something fierce

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:58:04 GMT

so yeah i finally get a chance to move out of my lameo house again. jules' roomate patrick moved out/went to detox/is living with his parents unemployed playing video games all day. kind of a shame cause hes a cool kid but im def jumping at the opportunity. if i continue to live in the same house as my dad someone will probably be murdered. i cant wait im so sick of this shit its seriously depressing the hell out of me. so moving in next week and ill be located at 16th and south for a few months.
problem one: didnt actually tell my boss yet. im gonna swing still working for a few weeks, going back and forth will be a bitch but this means getting to center city classes will take like 10 minutes on the sub. im only taking three classes til graduation in may so im gonna have more free time to apply at ad agencies and try and find a second internship.
problem two: i probably wont get a paid internship right away even though its a possibility so im gonna have to find another crap job while im down there to pay rent for when i eventually quit my now job.
problem three: my sister is getting married in april so tons of planning and crap is going on, ill probably have to be back and forth a lil for that but it will be totally worth not living with an asshole.
anyway classes started todayy but i only have class mon wed and thurs so i didnt have to go to any. so my moms going away this weekend and jimbo will probably spend most of the time at the bar....i should have a party but we just got alot of stuff redone and i dont want it to get fucked up. might have some people over though if theres nothing else to do.

note to self:

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:35:08 GMT

dont forget to check pockets for gum before doing laundry.

need more sleepy

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:11:51 GMT

i pretty much havnt slept in the past 72 hours. all nighters suck anymore. they used to be fun and exciting and sort of a race against the clock but anymore i find myself getting extremely bored, randomly calling everyone in my phone on impulse, and my brain shutting down. yesterday i did all the creative and art direction work for campaigns. i was in front of a computer for 12+ hours and our ads came out pretty bangarang. a day late but bangarang no less. i need a fucking drink. or a big fat bowl. i plan on doing the latter in about ten minutes then taking a shower for about an hour. im sick of showing up at school two hours early because thats the only time i can get a freee ride to the train station then crashing on a random couch at school. im seriously a homeless man. and i probably talk alot when i actually do get two hours of sleep. everytime i wake up there i feel like people are looking at me like im insane...or just plain retarded. dicks. also what the hell! why do people on the train always stare at each other so much. it makes me so angry. if im getting off at my stop you dont have to look me up and down. its like im living in north philly again and getting called a snow bunny by random black kids every other day. which reminds me the other day me and jules stopped by broad deli so she could pick up some greenery from this kid shawn who always used to get it for us and hung out on the corner or at the barbershop. it was hillarious. we got into this huge convo with some puerto rican kid about the changing neighborhood, hurricane forties, and cordoroy. i miss living down there a little bit, granted im not getting mugged or hollered at but im sick of living at home and miss funny things like that happening. maybe i can sleep a full night tonite without having to worry about work being done. i painted my ass off last nite. the art seminar show is coming up in like two weeks, i have to give a speech, its gonna be really weird. i hate talking in front of people, unless its a client i have to pitch a campaign idea in front of. i can talk about ad concepts and creative direction but not about my own personal work. because im a pussy. we just got a huge plasma tv. i wanna have a tv party. i wonder how much sleep deprevation can make you go crazy.

you bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it!

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:09:04 GMT

i got a new cellphone. finally. its pretty cool i can take pics on it and record videos...features that i probably will never use but it still makes it fancy. i took a pic of nanc and sent it to people then maura sent me a pic of her grandmom, betty, eating ice cream and im pretty sure it was the funniest thing ever. mid-terms are basically done so i can stop bitching and start sleeping again.
fun weekend...was gonna go to lauren's friday but ended up meeting carla and blackmore at his new cracony house. drank there for a bit then his roomates came home and we all went to lenehans. met up with kev then crashed at his house. came home saturday and did nothing but sleep and watch tv. it was awesome, i havnt had a saturday off in forever. so then last nite went to lenehans for the halloween shindig. i was a mental patient...my boss was like you dont even need a costume ZING! it was funtimes though there were tons of people there even a girl dressed as T.O.'s pill bottle. went back to alicia's after and ended up crashing on a couch. was late for work today but this dude ryan was way cool about it so i dont think ill get in trouble. so yeah im gonna go sleep soon...dont know if anything is going on for halloween so if anyone finds something fun call me.

bears will tear us apart...again

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:01:29 GMT

this week was basically the week from mid-term hell. im so sick of school i wanna puke. i cant wait to be done. so yeah ive been super busy nonstop projects and presentations, campaigns, designing websites, logos gallore, and a series of paintings for art seminar. i also had to write a paper on a gallery visit so i wanted to check out jason sho green's stuff at artstar. luckily i ran into kev somm at school who said hed go. the stuff was pretty awesome. it was called mustaches and other musts and had some pretty hillarious good as hell paintings. i also bought two vday cards to send to ash that are awesome. having a pen pal in utah is surprisingly fun. i get to send and receive random things. plus getting mail that isnt complete trash is wonderful.
wednesday was flu shot day/nite at work and was kinda crappy. old people lined up out the door and we gave out free cookies and juice. old people get really stressed out about getting sick and ask and tell you the weirdest stuff. some old lady called on the phone at work and told me she just had a loose bowel movement before i even got her name and looked up her drug profile. apparently old people have no shame when it comes to talking about diarhea. i dont know how maura was a nurses aid for so long before she actually became a nurse. she had to give sponge baths and clean up shit. she must have scrubbed over 200 saggy ballsacks.
so yeah hardest midterm ever today in morality and ethics in advertising. i had to remember all these court cases and laws and discuss. the one essay was pretty cool though, it was a made up court case about copyright infringement between george lucas films and a fake film company that produced a star wars parody about automobiles called car whores. my teacher is a pretty cool dude. hes about sixty but i swear he must have been hot when he was younger.
tomorrow is class then meet up w/ jules and joe for a group meeting...later on were gonna scope out jinxed for research in making their new website...then im gonna go look for parts of my halloween costume. im probably gonna be a dead cop and use my dad's old night stick and cop stuff to beat people with, unless i figure out another costume while im down there. there better be something fun happening tomorrow nite cause i had a long assed week. i wanna go to the slackers show but im not sure if anyone else is def going. so guess ill wait and see.and thats that.

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:07:51 GMT

alrite now its really time to get down to business...i have 2 hours left to finish 2 paintings before i get ready to leave for school. chuck palahniuk would call this "brinksmanship- the tendency to leave things until the last minute, to imbue them with more drama and stress and appear the hero by racing the clock".

what about dutch spooning?

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:10:23 GMT

Find your own pose!

cows, giraffes, and ostriches

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:32:54 GMT

we saw them driving through jersey on the way to christine and sean's party. me, brit, alana, and steve got lost. bill the jerk left work. more hours during the week. more projects in classes. fun weekend, slacked on homework and now all-nighter. i have rug burn. ashlie is coming home this weekend. fun times to be had. probably getting another apt with jules in south philly for the spring. rushmore is on.

drool

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:11:04 GMT

this website is amazing im all over its nuts.
http://www.kinetic.com.sg/

cool as a fuckin moose

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:36:00 GMT

"I JUST LOST TEN POUNDS!Thanks Projectile Vomitting!"*thumbs up,wink, tooth sparkle*this is seriously getting retarded now. i have been puking non-stop for the last three days and i can't keep anything down. i think its the same bug my dad had about a week or so ago and it really blows. i feel all weak and pale from getting absolutely no nutrition. i've been drinking water nonstop to stay hydrated but not sure if it's working cause it all comes back out. i mean i heard of super aids but dayum. it better stop before monday though or i'll throw up all over each and every one of you! monday i start classes again and it would be real shitty to feel like crap all day. someone better call the wahmbulance. tonite mike came over and smoked me which i thought would be a good remedy to calm my stomach but no dice. after being forced to drink some orange juice for vitamin c and puking it again (duh like acidic things would help) i felt a lil better but not much. im losing sleep too cause my stomach is in a ball and making weird gurgly noises, but sometimes i can fall asleep to cartoons.
i wish they would come out with new seasons of the oblongs. i just dont understand what happened. i thought it was solid gold. someone please rip my guts out, then we can have a big feast!

wuss

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:56:03 GMT

MY FAVORITES

Favorite color?: green
Ice Cream?: strawberry
Store?: h&m
Salad Dressing?: ranch
Perfume?: love spell
LIFE

How Do You Want To Die?: eaten by zombies
Turn ons: long eyelashes, pretty eyes, nipples
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: maura, ash
When Have You Cried The Most?: when my aunt kathy died
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: orgasms

FINISH THE SENTENCE

Let's walk on the: bridge
Everyone has a: secret
I am: procrastinating
Why can't we: stay
You are the: worst

HAVE YOU EVER

Been In Love: not sure
Ran Away From Home: yes
Skipped School: indeed
Slept Outside: yeah
Cried In School?: dont think so

THE LAST PERSON

You Touched:: nanc
You Hugged:: brian
You Yelled At:: SURF NINJAS!
You Played A Sport With:: are card games a sport?
Tell You That You are Loved: maura

RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT

Where Are You?: basement
What Can You See Out Your Window?: no window
Are You Listening To Music?: against me!
What Are You Wearing?: work pants, beater with bugs
What's On Your Mousepad?: shitty dell crap

RANDOM

Number Of CD's I Own:: no idea
Your Good Luck Charm:: celtic knot ring
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 5
Do you drink milk?: fuckin a
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: yes

THIS OR THAT

McDonald's or Burger King?: taco bell
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
Pepsi or Coke?: coke

DO YOU

Want To Go To College?: i go to college
Like Thunderstorms?: yes
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no
Keep A Journal/Diary?: i write down dreams that i have
Dance In The Rain?: yay

TODAY

Have You Cried;: no
Shoes You Wore:: velcros to work then vans
Laugh At All:: some lady fell in the store
Listened To Music:: of course
5 Words To Explain How You Feel At The Moment: fuck school in the summer.

that water probably dripped off someone's ass

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:37:34 GMT

i feel like crap. my throat is really sore, the nose is running, and i cant stop coughing. i had to talk to people at work all day and now my voice sounds like a thirteen year old boy going through puberty.

it started as a small cough i realized i had friday morning when i was leaving south philly. got on the train and some puerto rican dude sat behind me. i kept coughing and probably looked all cracked out and desheveled. so about ten minutes before my stop he jabbed me from behind and stuck his open cellphone near the side of my face. i turned around and looked at him and he was giving me this retarded seducing look and i just started cracking up in his face. then he was all "what dont you wanna put your number in there?"and i said no thats alrite haha. like are you fucking serious i wonder if that actually ever works as a pickup line cause it was lame as hell. anyway had to work friday and the throat was feeling alrite just kept coughing. went to dave and busters with mike after and we were gonna go bowling but it was 25 bucks an hour to do that and im not a baller so we just left and met up with maurstar and timmy at penny gardens. saw a bunch of other people there too then went to meet up with sims and gina. after that we went to carl's and i played with a bunny named cookie then talked movies with this film student who was someone's friend. so i either got sick somewhere between smoking with a group of people or the next day at dorney park.
i went with brittany christine and sean and it was alot of fun cept i hate long lines and there were tons. plus in the wave pool i started getting really creeped out. some black dude was floating around in his white underwear had a huge boner. it was gross and hillarious. there was alot of white trash there and people kept going down the slides with all their clothes and socks and sneakers on so not normal. i went on steel force and that was probably my favorite rollercoaster ever so it was awesome.
so yeah after that my throat hurt more plus a headache and coughing and then i woke up this morning and felt like total crap. hopefully i didnt catch a weird sickness from creepy amusement park people.

I never really liked sunny days

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:51:16 GMT

today was nanc's bday...nothing really happened cause everyone had work/school. feel kinda bad, she didnt seem to mind though. maura came over and hungout for a bit. we watched dave chapelle on inside the actor's studio it was funny stuff. we were gonna go swimming in her pool but shes on the rag and didnt feel like it.
designing a soap box right now for my advertising project, its going pretty good. this class is like ten times better than the last two. sean broke up with me. i cried. never got dumped before. really liked him. never got to go to the zoo. getting my permit wednesday. cant wait. talked to ash from utah. she said theres a big lebowski bowling night at this one bowling alley out there like every thursday. you dress up like a character and everything. this is a must when i visit.
went out with lauren again last week. bought a bunch of stuff. got two pairs of shoes too finally and some other cool stuff.im the best. laurens moving into a house in mayfair with dave. thats crazy but will make for some funny stories. my sister came over lastnite after a graduation party. her birthday is coming up soon. she just got done taking the bar exam. hopefully she passed. that sucks when you get older and your birthday isn't really that special anymore. my birthdays are always gonna be big extravaganzas even if i become a 70 yr old woman who goes to the dollar store to buy party hats and balloons, there will still be a piniatta` and we'll still play pin the tail on the donkey. i promise. the end.

its queer month on ifc

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:13:27 GMT

for serious i just got done watching velvet goldmine. i wonder if theyll still show henry rollins film corner even though its queer month. that show is hilarious. i also watched dane cook's tourgasm on hbo earlier. i hate the one skinny dude with brown shaggy hair on that show. hes such a tool and not funny one bit. all his jokes are lame and cheesy. speaking of lame i had work today til 5:30. we just got new computer systems which everyone had to learn so now prescriptions take longer to fill and people's insurance keeps fucking up. people get assholic and then i make the wait for them extra long because their being jerks to begin with.
i have two count em TWO papers due tomorrow. i could have been working on them since i got done work but instead i just fucked around and procrastinated. so im gonna start now. the one should be easy, a response paper which will consist mostly of bullshit, an area i excel in. and the other kind of annoying which will take a little background research regarding american express. wish me luck. hopefully i can get to sleep in about two hours. after school im coming home and sleeping on my deck if its sunny out. then probably go over seans when hes done work. i got less hours this week and so did everyone else cause some girl came back to work who kinda sucks. she doesnt know how to do anything and usually calls out anyway.
gonna send ashley's card tomorrow. she will love it.

oh yeah you wanna hear something else fucked up?... my mac might cost 800 dollars to fix because apparently liquid damage isnt covered in the warranty. FUCK YOU APPLE!

lame

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:37:04 GMT

you know what sucks? waking up at the crack of ass to go get on the train at 8:00am and go to temple for class at 9:00am just to find out that my teacher isn't coming. boooooo. not like i was eager to learn this early but the class is pretty decent plus now i have to wait another forty five minutes tired as hell just fucking around in the tech center til my next train comes when i could be sleeping in my big bed.

due to record- breaking heat i decided that a summer long albino fashion statement sported on my skin didn't have to continue. i started trying to get some color the old fashioned way by laying out on my deck and havnt gotten burnt or skin cancer yet. exciting i didnt think my skin was susceptible to getting tan but i guess we'll find out.

last weekend was fun. thursday hung out with johnny, friday went to lenahans with tony and chuck, saturday went to the house and met up with sean erica brittany christine and brits friend, sunday morning was fun time with sean then i had to go get trained at a new store with chris, was gonna get sushi for the first time ever but we both felt hungover and raw fish might have made me puke at the time.

i miss ash already and shes only been gone for about a month. she might be coming back from utah for a wedding in august and that would be awesome. i plan on making a roadtrip out there when i get my car in november but prolly wont be able to till like right after graduation in december since im taking a whopping 18 credits in the fall:(

heres somethings i wanna might/probably do:

summer of ska tour
lagwagon with the lawrence arms
rancid and h2o
jason sho green at artstar

now im gonna do nothing for the next 20 minutes til i get to hop on the train and read my book. yesterday this girl got her ass eaten in it, apparently it tasted like chewy steak.

fanny pack

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:50:51 GMT

WHAT IS YOUR:
ringtone: take on me
middle name: rose
sign: capricorn
RIGHT NOW:
what's in your pockets: no pockets
are you thirsty: lil bit
what are you sitting on: computer chair
where are you: southwestern basement...nanc thinks we're mexican?
is the light on: yup
song listening to: movie

ONE OR THE OTHER:
kiss or hug: kiss
school or work: neither
apple or banana: apple
shower or bath: i miss my big european tub:(...but mostly shower
ps2 or xbox: as long as it has mario go-kart
whipped cream or cherries: marachino cherries like whoa

RANDOM:
what do you wish you were doing right now: making out
What was the last thing you bought: fuze its the best juice ever
LAST
drink: milk
words you said: eight o'clock
pound you spent: in heathrow on jack and coke
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? i wanna go back to sleep
2. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? whore

3. Favorite planet? earth has the most personality

4. Who is the 4th person on your received call list on your mobile?johnny
5. What's the last text message you recieved say? yes me and ally are going to hit up gigi where steve works

6. Wearing? scrub pants and a beater(im not black)

7. Do you "label" yourself? i broke my label maker
8. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? socks

9. Bright or Dark Room?dim

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey?duh im awesome
11. What were you doing at midnight last night? hanging out
12. What did your last text message you sent say? turn on history channel right now
13. Do you like feet? dont mind them cept when their gross and infected

14. Where is your mailbox? in front of my house

15. Who's the last person to tell you they loved you?nanc

16. what's a food you're dying to eat right now? salad

17. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? just one

18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? digital camera bitch

19. Favorite age you have been so far? 16 and 21

20. What is your current desktop picture? art

22. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly which would it be? probably fly

23. Do you like someone? yeah

24. What are you going to do now? watching hedwig and the angry inch

retarded

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:29:32 GMT

i dont know why but i cant start doing homework until its 12:30 the nite before its due. i seriously had all day to do it and i was getting all my research shit together and basically procrastinating. now im just starting a 12 page reasearch paper with a presentation i have to give tomorrow for it. ive been drinking coffee for 5 straight hours and now im drinking cup after cup of water so i can stay awake but still hopefully fall asleep in a few hours so im not completely dead tomorrow. ive also peed about eight times in the last hour.

yo fuck ikea

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:54:19 GMT

i hate doing school shit in the summer. this is the worst ever. i basically have finals next week and its gonna suck. damn projects. i was supposed to be working on this one all day but instead i came home hungover, layed in bed, and watched who framed roger rabbit. then i helped nanc pic out paint swatches cause were getting the living room and dining room repainted and crap.
last nite was fun. stayed in the city after class and met up with sean but not much to do so wandered around a bit then acted like a moron and eventually went to meet up with joe flores at city hall. we walked to tragos and had a few pitchers then met up with jules and patrick and some of his friends at drinkers. saw michelle and her friend there which was cool then went to noche shot pool and sucked. made fun of some old man who was getting on my nerves then took free shots from jules' cokehead boss. went back to other michelle's apt in west philly with craig and joe. hung out for a bit then just crashed on the couch. apparently after i fell asleep craig wandered off and brought back a shopping cart then started screaming in the hall way being like holy shit! you guys gotta see this. michelle's boyfriend was naked passed out on the floor in the hallway and michelle came and passed out naked on the couch next to me. got a ride home this morning and did not a goddamn thing all day.

working tomorrow then might be too tired to go out unless something good is going on. tonite hanging out with maura and urso should be fun. hopefully i can get most of my work done by sunday cause that would rule. that is all.

try wearing a confederate flag to a jay-z concert

Tue, 23 May 2006 03:40:46 GMT

took a break from reading mediaplanning chapters...

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
the rent my landlord thinks i still owe from 5 months ago

2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
chuckie cheese

3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?(Details) last time was last week and that was bile the next day so doesnt count...before that it was bankers club mixed with tahiti treat gaaaaahhhh it was bright red

4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
not strange just forgot where i was...joe's couch two fridays ago

5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
miss mock...i was student of the week the first week of school WHAT

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
cuddling

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
famous

8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
one...should graduate by december

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
it was the one i packed lastnite

10. Gas Prices! First Thought?
im getting a car soon

11. If you could move anywhere where would you go and who would you take?
ireland for a little than maybe the west coast for a bit...some friends

12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
noooooooooo

13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
i want the other side of the bed

14. Favorite style of underwear?
depends what the occasion is

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxers

16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
emptying the dishwasher

17. If you didnt have to work would you?
only if it was a cool job

18. Sex or Sleep?
both

19. Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
thats too hard

21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
than it wouldnt be a secret duh

22. What was your First Car?
dumb

23. Your Worst Your Mamma Joke?
your mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family(thats so old)

24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
ham?

25. What do you get everytime you go into a WAWA?
usually wawa iced tea

26. Beach Or Shore?
same thing?

27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
what kind of question is that

28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
EVERYONE!

29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure(s)?
degrassi

30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
none im not ashamed

31. What's your drink?
beer or jack and coke

32. Cowboys or Indians?
im not racist!

33. Cops or Robbers?
fuck the po po

34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
depends

35. What Hollyood Star do you think resembles you best?
steve buschemi

34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
i dont watch that show

37. What do you want when you are sick?
sleep and juice

38. Who from High School would you like to run into?
cassandra

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
lame

41. Stifler or Oz?
Oz the prison show

42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
simpsons

44. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
being indecisive

45. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
we dont sit

46. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
not sure

47. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
quentin tarantino

48. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
ewan mcgregor

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no

50. Last book you read for real?
dont remember what book but cometbus

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
nope

52. How many times a day do you text?
depends usually not much

53. at this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
just did one and still looking for an internship

54. Do you go to church?
i went to mass at the vatican on easter sunday...other than that im usually a heathen

55. Pencil or Pen?
both

56. Describe your favorite Day?
the ZOO

57. Personal best record for number of times you pleasured yourself in a day?
oh baby oh baby baby

58. How much money would it take for you to have sex with someone of the same sex?
im not a prostitute

59. Where is your next vacation going to be?
dont know yet

60. If u could change one thing in your life right now what would it be?why?
id want my best friend back and my license

down with homework

Mon, 15 May 2006 05:33:00 GMT

maura's graduation party was lastnite. it was amazing and sorta weird cause guess shes a nurse now. everyone got pretty drunk and danced and fun. went to knights after that with everyone then maura's bro frannie danced on his car outside to that song all night long then he replayed it like ten times it was hillarious. we drank at frannie's apt after that and i didnt fall asleep til like 6am. came home with the world's worst hangover and threw up bile in the toilet. it was spectacular. first time i puked since like three or four years.

i start summer session one tomorrow. its gonna be the worst crap ever. classes during the summer is such a bad idea but i wanna graduate by december hopefully so yeah. it sucks.
so school then back to the ne to sell drugs to old people(because thats my job) then probably crash kinda early after i watch greys anatomy with nanc.
then tuesday class and hangout with sean. hey i just remembered that jules wanted to hav something for josh's graduation on tuesday too. crap maybe we can go for a bit before glenside.

my sister is graduating from law school this weekend so guess shes trying to show me up. then chad's 21st party both on saturday. should be fun, the last graduation party at the flores' was joe's and later that nite i gave myself a black eye. if anyone wants to by me a car and get me my license feel free. im gonna hate commuting:(

"so lonestar you now see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb"

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 23:06:54 GMT

yeah thats right i just got my spaceballs back fuckin a. supposed to be writing a paper right now but attention span of a three year old equals no dice. alot of shitty things have happened this week and as a result my friend katherine is in intensive care at an italian hospital. her parents are here now though, who are amazing, and who we all just had dinner with and things are looking up as far as her condition. so im coming home on MONDAY and im pretty psyched just cause i miss america and people who speak english. my parents were super rad despite fucking up my flight plans and booked me a hotel for an extra nite in rome because i get kicked out of my apt a day and nite before i leave. originally i was scared to stay at an italian hotel by myself(because im a wuss) but i found out that my friends adam and vanessa hav the same flight and nowhere to sleep so their gonna come with me and stay in my room hopefully the hotel wont know or care or ill crack them one(because im tuff). not really looking forward to jetlaggage but maybe it wont be so bad. by the way whatever happened to rick moranis?i feel like he basically fell off the face of the earth ever since honey i blew up the baby. maybe theyll do an e true hollywood story on him and we'll find out that he hit it big in the snuff film industry. rick moranis naked....GROSS. p.s. gross is josh's last name and in highschool his gym teacher called him gross-man.
i am happy to report that at about 4 am lastnite on channel due in italy they played an episode of south park. hell yes. i cant wait to see the last episode that chef is in i heard it is hillarious. by the way my cousin just had another baby and sent pictures that are super cute and i cant wait to hold him. easter was pretty cool though even without family. went to mass at the vatican which was neat and i feel kinda bad now for talking smack on the new pope. hes actually not that bad. and he can speak tons of languages even though his english isnt that good. i thought the whole thing would be in either italian or latin but each reading was in a diff language. first time i had been to church in a bit and actually didnt get bored. maybe i wont go to hell after all hahah. afterwards we had this huge dinner at suzanne's place and everyone brought something and wine so we ended up with like twelve bottles. we eventually got pretty drunk and crashed a stupid toga party and stole some alcohol. good times had by all.

anyways gotta get back to this paper bullshit cant wait til friday after im done with my last final. gaaaaaaahhhhh.

i've seen alot of trannys in my day but she is amazing!

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:08:07 GMT

alrite so still in rome just been busy plus my laptop screen is fucked up because i think someone spilled wine on it(my roomate) and i never really feel like updating at school. but why do i have to make excuses anyway YOU DONT OWN ME! the past few months have been pretty rad and lots of things have happened since i last updated. did some traveling barcelona, venice, florence, todi, reggio amellie, all over rome and im supposed to go to ireland this weekend but im getting kinda bitter cause i think lucy might fuck up our plans. shes the roomate who is super fun but not exactly the most responsible person which means alot coming from me. met tons of cool friends here, alot of them go to temple i just never met but ill probably be friends with them when i get home. this girl ariel used to go to drexel but goes to temple now and knows like all of ash's friends and people from drexel parties from about two years ago so small world. so anyway europe feels like a completely different world in a good way but sucky in some respects, ex: no 24hr convenience stores, nothing open on sundays, shitty tv and old american dubbed over tv shows like dynasty and sanford and son(yeah their funny but get old real fast), infomercials here are fucking hillarious, either old italian dudes flipping out over products or gross washed up forty year old women who probably have the hiv stripping to country music advertising sex lines. romans are either extremely nice and try to talk to you and help you or the biggest assholes you will ever meet. not as many assholes but there is definately no grey area. italian men are super horny all the time and shout stuff whenever they hav the opportunity, basically the equivalent of living in north philly.
highlights/lowlights of traveling and living abroad:

salsa dancing, carnivale, italian ska band in st. mark's square, artwork(things you will never see in america or even belive exists) , barcelona's transvestite prostitutes, my friends wallets getting stolen, katherine getting slapped by some spanish dude in a bar because she used the boys bathroom(the women's was clogged), getting groped by an old italian cab driver, walking down the street at nite and running into a piazza from hundreds of years ago, pub crawls, mini kegathan followed by a puke off between adam and ariel, fake assed family dinners, ghetto hostels, being white trash and staying at a trailer park campground hostel in venice, picnic and attack of the killer pigeons on spring break, breaking plates, sneezing on the vatican, lying to people who dont speak alot of english, suzanne falling in the middle of a cathedral, cinecitta`, and tons of other crap that know one will know what im talking about but i want to remember.
so three weeks left. hopefully ireland, finals then home. kinda looking forward to it, i miss my friends sooo much and i really wanna hangout with sean. the student exhibition is next week im pretty psyched but will feel better once all my prints are finished. still gotta do a few sculptures too so thatll keep me busy. so yeah thats about it ill be back in a few DONT FORGET ABOUT ME fuckers.

diamonds on my neck son

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 20:39:10 GMT

exhibit adiesel you slut you

molto sex in european advertisements

start wearing purple wearing purple....

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 17:40:50 GMT

thats the name of some song we heard the other nite in the restaurante, its by this european guy named gorgol and the video is ridiculous and chorus just keeps singing start wearing purple wearing purple! haha

so in case anyone was wondering im in rome and will be here studying abroad for the next 31/2 months. its pretty awesome so far and im making alot of friends and meeting alot of people. went on a pub crawl the other nite then lastnite went to a few bars then this italian after hours bar, it was good times. miss alot of people already though but its not that long and ive got beautiful sights to distract me, like some old italian lady dancing in the piazza lastnite to club music. and a three legged dog roaming around which i didnt get to take a pic of boooo. my flights here werent too bad, had a layover in london and went directly to the bar. drinks here are pretty good, alot of cheap wine and different pretty decent beers. food is good but havnt been eating to much cause i dont want to run out of money too early. at least one meal a day usually dinner and a dopia expresso to hold me over in the day. sooo much walking around but its awesome cause there so many stimulating things to keep you distracted. italian fashion is pretty rad and the advertisements here are super sexually charged. no wonder why italian men are so horny, that and the late nite tv of naked girls touching themselves. a bunch of italians did jump a kid the other nite because he was standing up for one of the american girls when an italian dude grabbed her boob. he got pretty fucked up big black eye but what are you gonna do. anyway im gonna go find some fun that or a cheap bottle of wine. more later.

so i guess i just wont sleep anymore

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:32:11 GMT

cause i didnt the last two nites...two all nighters back to back and im gonna need to pull another one tonite. but then im basically done for the semester. and im getting drunk in honor of it. thursday im celebrating whos with me?! then i gotta start moving crap out of my apartment and back into my house. wah. dont feel like it yet. good news. i did really good in my one advertising class final project. i made a kick ass website. because im awesome.
putting my portfolio together right now. and revising ads. its kinda tiring just cause i just spent 7 hours working on my final project for lithography. it better come out cool. my hands burn from the chemicals.
last weekend was fun. this one better be good too. ash wants to go to a.c. soon to part celebrate when i turn 21 ON JANUARY 2ND!we will probably go there before then though, since shes being gay and going to utah to visit andy during my bday what a jerk. i never been to atlantic city before though. it will be fun. everyone go! fine then, its settled.
well then im gonna finish this crap up then go take a power nap before i have to do more stuff. gahhhhh two more days then its time to party.